Once upon a time there was a beautiful (you'd better believe it) princess by the name of well she-who-must-not-be named (no, I'm not kidding), who lived far, far away in a magical kingdom ruled by an evil sorceress where nothing interesting happened. Nothing interesting continues to happen, even now. Well apart from the fact that. After being held prisoner because of her great beauty, the princess was rescued by a handsome prince—actually, the prince was eaten by the dragon and princess using that as a distraction escaped her prison and thus in a way kicked the dragon's butt, and lived happily ever after…
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